Ahhh!
DisgracedSalmon (4:39:01 AM): John McCain is aware of the Internet!
ejs1016lawl (4:39:17 AM): John McCain is aware of us! Hide!
DisgracedSalmon (4:39:33 AM): Who is this?
ejs1016lawl (4:39:55 AM): I'm just a simple man, who went fishing.
DisgracedSalmon (4:40:07 AM): What did you catch?
ejs1016lawl (4:40:10 AM): You!
DisgracedSalmon (4:40:23 AM): Am I a good catch?
ejs1016lawl (4:40:32 AM): I don't know, I haven't gotten that far into the story.
DisgracedSalmon (4:40:45 AM): Well, get that far!
ejs1016lawl (4:40:48 AM): Okay!
ejs1016lawl (4:40:56 AM): How do you do, Mr./Ms. Salmon?
DisgracedSalmon (4:41:20 AM): I am Emily and I am well. And yourself?
ejs1016lawl (4:41:28 AM): I am Eric and I am well, as well!
ejs1016lawl (4:41:35 AM): Do you know what's going on?
ejs1016lawl (4:41:41 AM): In regards to the Salmon thing?
DisgracedSalmon (4:41:44 AM): Yes.
ejs1016lawl (4:41:47 AM): Haha, okay.
ejs1016lawl (4:42:10 AM): I requested to get a Salmon. I think this thing is hilarious and amazing.
ejs1016lawl (4:42:20 AM): What do I show up as to you?
DisgracedSalmon (4:42:35 AM): It can be hilarious. You're DutchSalmon. Who am I?
ejs1016lawl (4:42:42 AM): DisgracedSalmon.
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ejs1016lawl (4:42:56 AM): You must have done a very bad thing to be Disgraced.
I went fishing and caught an Emily! I think she was a good catch.
ejs1016lawl (4:46:49 AM): Beware the internet.
DisgracedSalmon (4:47:07 AM): It is a scary, scary place.
ejs1016lawl (4:47:22 AM): Ahoy, there be fish ahead!
ejs1016lawl (4:48:16 AM): How are you tonight?
DisgracedSalmon (4:48:29 AM): I'm a sad, sad salmon.
ejs1016lawl (4:48:37 AM): Why, my dear friend?
DisgracedSalmon (4:48:58 AM): Life. It's miserable.
DisgracedSalmon (4:49:07 AM): I feel like no one understands.
ejs1016lawl (4:49:29 AM): My dear, dear fish, I'm sorry to hear that. But if you need a salmon to speak to, why, I would be more than glad to listen.
DisgracedSalmon (4:49:59 AM): It feels like the walls are closing in on me.
ejs1016lawl (4:51:07 AM): It sounds like you've been caught and need to be put back into a lake.
DisgracedSalmon (4:51:32 AM): Perhaps.
ejs1016lawl (4:51:47 AM): What do you think is causing the walls to close in?
DisgracedSalmon (4:52:18 AM): I don't know. I just keep hurting people.
ejs1016lawl (4:52:25 AM): How so?
DisgracedSalmon (4:53:11 AM): Sometimes I have dreams about people who are important to me. When I wake up, I realize that I care about them more in my dreams than I do in real life.
ejs1016lawl (4:53:50 AM): Maybe you feel like you're drifting apart from them?
ejs1016lawl (4:54:02 AM): And in your dreams, they're just as close to you as they always were before?
DisgracedSalmon (4:54:38 AM): I don't know. But I don't feel bad about it. I feel like they should have known better than to get close to me.
DisgracedSalmon (4:55:06 AM): I only feel bad because I don't have what it takes to stop hurting them over and over and over.
ejs1016lawl (4:55:18 AM): What do you do to hurt them?
DisgracedSalmon (4:56:13 AM): I let them believe that I care about them more than I do.
ejs1016lawl (4:57:07 AM): Hm...Well, if I were a gambling fish, I would wager that you do care about them more than you think you do. Either you're afraid to admit it because you don't want to hurt them some other way, or you're afraid to let yourself be happy.
ejs1016lawl (4:57:25 AM): This a completely uneducated guess with no real reason or logic, though.
DisgracedSalmon (4:57:41 AM): Do you hurt people you care about?
ejs1016lawl (4:57:47 AM): Sometimes.
ejs1016lawl (4:58:15 AM): Sometimes I do stupid things to my friends, because I care too much and am afraid to let them get too close to the real me.
DisgracedSalmon (4:58:33 AM): What kinds of things?
I wish I could've gotten this one's real s/n, sounds like they could use someone to talk to.