002 - [Voice] - First flood ever, and oh, the irony

[hatestriangles]

[There's a lot of snuffling and some weird crunching noises close to the communicator. It sounds like maybe Perry-the-wolverine gave up trying to actually turn it on and started chewing on the thing until something clicked. It turned on in the middle of his growled sentence.]-ck is this

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[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm afraid you haven't. This is a 'flood' and we've turned into animals.

[hatestriangles]

Oh great, talking dogs, too.

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm not talking. You just happen to understand what I'm saying. People who are unaffected, can't understand me.

[hatestriangles]

What are you talking about? Floods, people being affected...

This place is fucking insane.

Perry feels special! ... well, no. BUT I DO.

[hatestriangles]

Eat an- Eat anyone? I'm not going to eat anyone, Jesus.

[He's back gnawing on the communicator again.]

He's totally been thinking about it as well.

[hatestriangles]

Look, buddy, I may be some kind of wild fucking animal on the outside, but I've still got discipline. You've got to have discipline, no matter what.

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[gammapulsed]

No, no, not lost it. Floods. They happen sometimes, but. First time I've seen this happen. [Scratches his ears for a minut.] So. You're not crazy. ...Probably. I mean. I don't really know you so I don't know. But probably not!

...Hello.

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[hatestriangles]

[Hey, something small and fluffy and- No. Wait. Not an animal.]

People keep saying floods like they've got something to do with this insane bullshit, but I don't see any fucking water around.

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[tangentdarko]

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[hatestriangles]

And what the fuck are you supposed to be?

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[tangentdarko]

[A fat paw lifts to type.]

dionmnie dfarlko

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[hatestriangles]

That meant to mean something to me?