Fill in the blanks please.

[hatetweedy]

You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Comments

dear homowner

[fieldnstreamcg]

you have a nice shoulder for sleeping on the bus. you make me believe in the magical reappearing beer. you should come visit me, i have plenty of space and we like queers here. you + me = attack uno shit talking championships. if i saw you now i'd make a big belch. i would build a portable milk machine to strap on your back just for you. if i could sing you any sone it would be youth gone wild.

love.
cp

ps. sorry i wasnt in town for your last birthday maybe this year you can see me out here, i have two presents for you!!

Re: dear homowner

[hatetweedy]

A PORTABLE MILK MACHINE TO STRAP ON MY BACK?!?!?!? WHY THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS! YOU ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT AND NEED TO SERIOUSLY MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

Re: dear homowner

[fieldnstreamcg]

did you hear about Left Eye?

Re: dear homowner

[hatetweedy]

What happened to Left Eye? I heard about Aaliyah.