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[hatetweedy]

Any teenager can write a survey about their favorite class or their secret crush or how nice their car is that their parents paid for. This is the survey for the older crowd.

1. Do you have a college degree?

not yet, I am about 60 credits away.

2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
i don't know.  Jay writes what I owe him on a piece of

Comments

[bangboomfactory]

"20. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
We don't buy wine to "have in our residence", we buy it to drink it. If the question asked about the most expensive wine in Jay's bladder right now then I would say 9.99"

Excuse me?! $9.99?! OK... $9.99. But that makes me sound cheap. If that were true I'd always have money, which I don't. So, there's a disconnect somewhere. Help me find it.