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[hathharthegreat]

i have gotten four (yes, four) spam text messages today. apparently, people judge your dick size by your shoe size. they have a website that can help me! thank god. everyone knows how self-conscious i am of my teeny, tiny penis

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[thedustbug]

at least you're hanging around cool people. i really wanted to come visit. but stockton people = stockton problems. and you know heather, if you have a small dick, you can talk to me about it. i am asian after all.