well children. here are horoscopes

[hating_hunter]

everything broke in here awhile ago and I had to do it by hand. Fuck my life.

Horoscopes:

Aries, March 20-April 19: while in the thrall of a 36 year old stripper named thelma you will discover that all of your credit cards are maxed out and someone has replaced your cash with the tabs from cereal boxes. Confused and desperate for more of that sweet

Comments

[laurelle27]

I liked all of them but my too. I guess my life sucks. Strippers and overweight and depressed. Yak!