yeah we went campin in mio. me prygocki katrina aaron amber george and larry. larry passed out by the fire in his boxers, george got laid, i got drunk, it was sweet. the girls pulled a "hey mister" for booze after george left unexpectedly (carload full of everything we wanted included). yeah it rocked ( Read more... )

so, my aunt and uncle came into town. today my grampa insisted on getting a pizza covered in onions and pineapple and all sorts of crazy peppers and a bunc hof gross shit on it. i told him not to because i dont like it and he said that everyone else does, but hell get me a pizza too. so the pizza comes and they open them and beofre i can get a ( Read more... )

There once was a garden filled with the most beautiful flowers in the whole countryside. One day in the garden two seeds were planted right next to each other. These two seeds did evertyhting together. They got watered together, they laid in the sun togehter, they even soaked up the same nutrients from the soil. One day, as seeds will do, they ( Read more... )

anything in moderation is ok.
anything in excess is not ok.
but what of those things done sparcely or not at all?

today i called myself anonomously so i don't know who i am.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

-Tjoint-

i just got out of work. today we went to meijers, seen dane john and ryan, and renee, too. i tried to buy some frozen white castle burgers and they were gone. i was pissed. then we went at got free coffee from Larry at work. i got a bad idea deducted out of my pay :( overall this job rocks.

its timothy john gies coming straight atcha ( Read more... )

she beat me to my own punchline

angels 0n wires: earlier i was writing a humming song
nakedpurple: lol
nakedpurple: really
angels 0n wires: just so ata concert i can hear everyone hum along
angels 0n wires: im serious
angels 0n wires: but it was a complicated hum so only the hardcore fans know hwo it goes

lol hardcore fans of nik peysant