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hatteringlymad

2nd Hat! [audio]

Jun 29, 2010 20:20

Ladiiiiiies and gentlemen, I've a question. A question of relative importance, imported from the realm of resonant relevance ( Read more... )

he really is hatterific, the very definition of mercurial, we're all a little mad here, words that start with q, why is a raven like a writing desk?

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entirelybonkers June 30 2010, 03:25:03 UTC

You know, so long as you don't use the word 'quadrille' I think I'm actually rather fond of the letter Q. It's terribly unique, don't you agree?

[She pauses.]

I should very much like a hat, unless you don't think my head is fit for hatting?

[audio] hatteringlymad June 30 2010, 03:30:49 UTC

Ah, but I think the quadrille pales in comparison to a right proper futterwacken, hm?

[Aaaaccent-check. Right. Yes.]

I have never met a head more honestly fit for the habitation of hats, dear Alice!

[audio] entirelybonkers June 30 2010, 03:33:34 UTC

Oh, but of course! I've never seen anything quite like the futterwacken, I should very much like to see you do it again sometime soon!

Splendid! Then I would like one, yes.

[Bustle bustle bustle, clink clink!]

Would you care for some tea?

[audio] hatteringlymad June 30 2010, 03:44:34 UTC

And see it you shall. The Red Queen is certainly neither here nor there, nor much of anywhere that isn't the Outlands, and these lands are more in than out, wouldn't you agree?

[Where was he? Hats? Tea? Tea in a hat? Once was quite enough, thank you!]

I care very much for tea, but I'm not so sure it cares anything at all for me until it's gotten the proper amount of sugar in it. Sugar makes everything sweeter, you see.

[audio] entirelybonkers June 30 2010, 03:48:34 UTC

Precisely! I think I like her right where she is which is most definitely not here.

[There's a lot of noise in the background on her end, but it quiets a bit.]

Then I shall bring you some at once, so you aren't left wanting for it. And, as for the sugar, I'll make certain to bring just the perfect amount so that everything will be all that much sweeter, just for you.

[audio] hatteringlymad June 30 2010, 04:13:06 UTC

There is very little, I find, that matches you for sweetness, Alice.

[AHEM.]

But I would be most glad to have the tea. I've time enough, these days!

[audio] entirelybonkers July 1 2010, 03:08:07 UTC

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That is very kind of you to say, dear Hatter.

[CRASH]

Well! If you're in your room, then I shall be there promptly!

...Though time does move strange here, don't you think? It's as if it isn't passing, despite the moving hands on the clocks.

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