Skull 006

[hauptschuss]

Darling~ I have a very special surprise for you. Could you come down to the kitchen?

[ooc: Be afraid, be very afraid. Someone has been Steapford wifed.]

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[stay_cool_bro]

[Does this mean you won't be at the hospital? :<]

[hauptschuss]

[It depends on what her 'husband' has to say about it. If you love your teammate STOP HIS WIFE~]

[stay_cool_bro]

[HE'LL COME RESCUE YOU IF YOU'RE MISSING]

[hauptschuss]

[That will be helpful since she's going to try seducing her fake husband. SHE'S BEEN CANDIED!]

[rainbwinthedark]

*Well, Dio's down there now...Though he looks rather dubious about the whole thing*

"Special" surprise, hm? Had a change of heart?

[hauptschuss]

[Eliza is standing in the kitchen with dinner waiting for him. She somehow rocks the 50's outfits and looks rather sexy (I say it's the massive rack)]

How could I not make today a very special day for my darling husband? Are you hungry~

[rainbwinthedark]

*Massive racks are relevant to his interests. He smirks and looks her over*

Had a change of heart?

...However, may I be so bold as to suggest we skip straight to dessert?

[hauptschuss]

[Massive racks are relative to most men's interests. Eliza blushes at his smirk. This only helps to make her look more pretty.]

I did make a very tasty carrot cake~

[She's only being coy ... but she really did make the carrot cake.]