2 ~ We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

[have_a_job_too]

[There's a laughing voice and feathers really close to the video screen. The object is pulled back until it's visible and Arkady giggles before her excited announcement.]

I can haz a chikkin!!

[The chicken is pulled back to show Arkady's smiling face.]

She needs a name!

Comments

u can haz a troll

[shiverandsing]

I have a penis.

troll! she's immune.

[have_a_job_too]

That's good. If you're a man. A little odd if you're a woman.

[shiverandsing]

Well, I'm not a woman. So.

Have you named your chicken yet?

[have_a_job_too]

No. Do you have ideas?

[child_radical]

You could go for the ironic and call it Two-Piece.

[have_a_job_too]

Oh, that's not nice. She's not for eating.

Well, the eggs are, but she's not.

[child_radical]

Would Chanteclair work then?

[have_a_job_too]

That's pretty, does it mean something?

[makes_you_tick]

I'm not experienced in naming chickens, unfortunately. But I'm glad you have one, I suppose. Is she going to be a pet?

[have_a_job_too]

Oh, yes, I found her in the forest. At least I think she's a her. I can't tell.

Do you know how to tell?