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[havelock]

Back at work today, despite the fact that I've completely lost my voice. Luckily, I really have nothing to do all day except for a late meeting about interviewing new people. This was the sickest I've been in a long time. Now I remember why it sucks so much. The Lakers losing last night (hopefully now 1 step from losing it all) was somewhat of a

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[mspolliard]

ah, the beautifully disturbing world of professional publication - yet another subject that you and I should have a nice refreshing bitch session about while drunk some night.

Oh, and I'm all for your idea of a program that generates abstracts, as long as you can make it so that some random silly word or phrase gets stuck in each one.... I mean hey, you're getting rejected anyway... why not give em a laugh, right? :D

[havelock]

Traditionally, solving %PROBLEM% has been {difficult|costly|time-consuming|gonads}. Now via %NEW TECHNOLOGY% we can solve %PROBLEM% {easier|cheaper|faster|poo}. This article first presents a brief overview of %NEW TECHNOLOGY% and then proceeds to examine how it can be used to solve %PROBLEM% through new {applictions|approaches|automated blowjobs}.

[mspolliard]

beautiful!
*applause*

[jennybunny]

Best idea ever. I send you my abstracts (Poetry in The Pilgrim's Progress, Fairy Tales and Nursery Rhymes: Their influence on 16th Century British Literature) and you send them to techie bastards.