This essay was posted in my kitchen when I was little. I remember it ( Read more... )

Is there something about me that suggests to the track team that, rather than simply streak by me, they should all surround me and make small talk? Or read books to me?

You know.

Just asking.

Frankly, I don't remember what the book was about.

Things I fully expect to see in the next Harry Potter Movie ( Read more... )

Thanks to a Deux Ex Machina in the form of my Grandma Marcia, I was whisked to Canada for three fun filled days by Continental Airlines.  There is just way too much to tell for me to use paragraph format… so here you go.

( Halli’s Guide To Montreal )

I wanna be swept off my feet, you know?
I want my children to have magical powers!
I am prepared for amazing things to happen.
-John Hawke’s character in Me and You and Everyone We KnowTotally ready for the fantastic ( Read more... )

I just found my town's message board.

And if you think that the Go Boards are full of inflamotory, stupid, freakishly PC... wow... you are in for a treat.

After all, when I came to Haverford, I was amazed at how many Republicans there were.

This is the town the made a law against playing instrumental music if ( Read more... )

How To Be a Poet ( Read more... )

Haverford has actually become so PC that its gone through... to the other side ( Read more... )

Today ( Read more... )

Actually, now that I've had a few hours to reflect upon it, perhaps you ought not to try an enormous coleslaw and salsa and taco sauce and parmesan cheese omelet. Perhaps that is unwise.

That is all.