Stranger: i have many women in california ( Read more... )

So my old buddy Crabbert invited me to a BBQ the other day. I hadn't seen him in a long time so I was stoked. "Hurry on over to the park!" he said. "What are you cooking, bro?" I asked. "Mincemeat, dude ( Read more... )

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is my girlfriend:

fresh like whutt: my favorite kind of penis i will have to say is black. and i've had it all.. had.. it.. all.

00:12] OK OK Shark: ew ( Read more... )

So last night I had a dream that I was with Casandra. We went to a pizza restaurant where you could order custom pizza slices. Brian Goett ordered a sausage pizza with whole slabs of steak on top, he ate all of it. It ruled. I bet that would make an awesome pizza IRL ( Read more... )

Why are they?

Tell your emotions to grow up.

Yeah, you know who the fuck I'm talking to. You best be realizin' motherfuck'.

I dont know if you knew, but. . .

Tpain is the best.

He is the ultimate
Nothing is better than listening to anything Tpain has done.

The End.

. . .of music.