It's All Relative 24

[hawkbehere]

It’s All Relative 24
Author: hawkbehere (hawkbehere2@yahoo.com)
Rated PG
Summary: A short chapter. Let’s get this party started…

A/N: Sorry so short. Love to Rosemary for the once over. I adore the English. Always have, actually, but that’s another and lifelong story. All mistakes are mine. Love to Z and to Martha.

Comments

[jfreda]

Oh. My. Gosh. Laughed all the way through this chapter. These are good people having fun and you let us have fun right along with them. Go, Hawk!

[hawkbehere]

I wish I were at that party. I can only write about it, unfortunately. Thanks for reading.

[mayireadtoday]

Awesome and so true: "She really, truly can’t stand me.” ...

“Because I can’t help it. I adore Emily.”

Saint Serena makes an appearance. In the future, I think Serena is going to have lots of babies and be happy about it -- like Heidi Klum.

Big grin: “A drink? I need a fifth of vodka. Never say the word sexy again. You hear me?”

Nigel conversation with Carlos is both hilarious and heartbreaking.

Definitely a highlight: “Oh, si. When my Wanda told me about Miranda and Andy, I did the Google. My son has taught me. I don’t want to be ignorant-you see? People listen to me and they think I am a stupid. I am not but they don’t understand. They are ignorant. It hurts you when people don’t know you. So I did the Google to know how to be with them.”

I need a t-shirt that says: I do the Google.

[melanacious]

great minds-- I read "I did the Google" and thought--that should be t-shirt. LMAO

[hawkbehere]

I know right? I do the Google.

And poor Andy. No woman ever needs to hear her mother say a woman is sexy. I had that misfortune once and wanted to wash my mind with strong soap.

[melanacious]

Wonderful updates... I've been getting caught up on this, one of my favorites... and I'm excited--but I'm sorry to see this coming to end. It's been like revisiting with friends and I've re-read and re-read to keep everything fresh in my mind and this one fic --I just never get tired of.

[hawkbehere]

Thank you, sweetie. I re-read it again and again to remember what I've written so I feel ya!.

Thanks for writing.

[wilmarth13]

Woman, you crack me up!

[hawkbehere]

I crack you up just breathing. Don't kid me, kiddo!

Thanks, honey.

[wilmarth13]

Dude! How did you know? *looks around furtively* Do you have spies?

[hawkbehere]

I am a spy, young Padawan. Didn't you know?

[gt22]

Great update - I always love Miranda and Wanda :) Loving Carlo with Nigel was well

[hawkbehere]

I'm fond of Wanda as well. Thanks for reading and for taking the time to write.