Lupin

[hawkeye_hooch]

Remus Lupin's back on the staff and already making a menace of myself. He's irritated Estelle and molested Poppy, neither of which are good signs of things to come. Far be it from me to take a page from Severus's old book--since it seems that the surly bastard has had a truly inexplicable change of heart regarding him--but I'm of the opinion that

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[ms_sinistra]

I suppose every school needs a counselor. Especially once the children start hitting puberty and things start going haywire, we can just sent them to him and not fret about it.

[hawkeye_hooch]

I can only imagine. Their own problems must seem so tame in comparison.

"I'm...growing hair in odd places."
"Oh, that's nothing. So do I."
"But my voice changes too."
"So does mine."
"And...I have BREASTS!"
"Ah, you lucky creature. Come sit here on my lap."

[mad_over_moon]

How dare you! Your portrayal of me is ridiculous, infantile, and prejudicial.