Everyone seems to be dreading the approach of Valentine's Day so. It's really quite funny, if one is of a mind to find the anguish and despair of others entertaining. I'd determined to sequester myself in the Broomsticks and drink gin until my eyeballs floated, but the mood of the faculty in general seems to be so deliciously glum that I think I
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However, if you say 'Hoochie' again, I swear I'll set you afire.
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Okee Dokey then!
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You're not there to find a date, after all, and it looks like the only source of amusement you're going to have is scaring the knickers off couples kissing in the shrubbery. You must be OMINOUS. Wear something full-length, with a high neck, and don't be shy with the dark eye makeup. You're there to be feared, after all.
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