{closed} what a mess...

[hawkeyeiowa]

[The floods in Iowa, yet again, did a pretty decent amount of damage. While most of the water may be gone, that doesn't mean his room hasn't had its fair share of mess. The carpet is still soaked, as is the tile in the bathroom. His room alone looks like a tidal wave went through it not too long ago. There's boxes and papers and dirty dishes just

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[badgerbadassus]

[ Guess who just came back from the camping trip against his will and decided to check up on Jack? This failure at life, if he had a choice he'd keep pretty much checking up on the neighbors and cities who flooded - but Headquarters thought it was fun to put him on a trip.

While he didn't mind it by all means, he was antsy to get back because he knew how things quickly fell apart when he wasn't around. And sure enough, when he came back to Jack's room it looked terrible. Not as terrible as he found it when he was sent on the mission from Lou to watch over him and made sure he ate but still nasty. For example there was a lot more poo in the corners of the room, he had to stab various monstrosities and abominations crawling in the sink, from dish to dish he could swear that mold was mutating, and the floor was a lot more sticky.

Either way, cleaning feces was nothing new to him (he had a farm at home, of course he's going to keep animals clean) the state was taken surprise at the condition this room had slipped into, he could only

[hawkeyeiowa]

[Yep, he wakes up. With a yelp actually. He was already having a bad dream that a gigantic tidal wave full of multiple faces of Eli was chasing him, and then he wakes up to cleaning supplies and Wisconsin. He'd have to say the nightmare was scarier, pretty much.

Once he gets a grip on reality (Eli isn't here and there's no tidal wave, thank you JESUS), he blinks up at Wisconsin wearily.]

What the hell are ya doin'?

[badgerbadassus]

[ To be fair Wisconsin dressed up to get on his hands and knees to clean isn't that much of a scary sight. It in fact, looks downright comical in some ways - what is terrifying about it is the noises, possible angry swearing in German, and flying critters one might see if they get into his way.

Now a wave of endless Eli is terrifying, all of their eyes simultaneously piercing into someone's soul - if one stared into them too long, a person could get sucked into it, their physical structure shifting, twisting, as time itself seems to s l o w down. Until they find that stare a comfort. However when that happens, it's too late and they can never escape the mediocrity.

Thank god that's only a nightmare, huh?

Gabe clears his throat before he speaks. ] Cleanin' your room - it looks like hell again! Did ya even eat properly while I was gone or did your pets get into the food?

[hawkeyeiowa]

[And unbeknownst to both of them, Maddie is hiding under the sofa, watching Gabe's every move. It will be ferret vs. badger.

It may have actually been worse. They all had that unnerving, emotionless stare he has sometimes, and they were slowly cascading down on him with their mouths open, going 'Jaaaaack!' before making a move to devour him in vengeance for every tenderloin competition they've ever fought over. While staring at an endless mediocre sea of averageness is frightening, being within that same sea is just a sick, sick thought.

However, the nightmare has mostly been cleared out of his head. He frowns and stares over at the toppled bag of kibble, shaking his head.]

Probably the second. And I ate...a tortilla with cheese on it. It was pretty good. [He's eaten the same thing every day because nothing else is pre-expiration date anymore.]