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[hawkhearsyou]

For months now, I have been... falling asleep without intention. I will be doing something before blacking out. I usually wake up from five minutes to an hour later.

I believe there is something wrong. However... I don't know what it is.

Comments

[betterthanawiki]

Goodness, what a dangerous habit.

[AND THEN UXIE FELL ASLEEP AT THE KEYBOARD.]

[hawkhearsyou]

...Yes.

[4x4_of_manly]

Getting old?

[hawkhearsyou]

...No.

[4x4_of_manly]

Oh. Well, I don't know what else could cause a thing like that, so I can't help much.

[hawkhearsyou]

I will figure it out.

RHYS THE MOTHER HEN

[sicklypriest]

Oh no! What a predicament! That doesn't sound normal at all...

Should I have a look? How often does it happen? Does it hurt? When did you begin to notice the symptoms?

OH NO

[hawkhearsyou]

It... happens at random intervals. I have gone three months without it happening at all, but... it doesn't hurt, no.

[sicklypriest]

So it's been happening for over three months now? Or...?

[hawkhearsyou]

Yes. Almost a year.

[hasprettiestmon]

Ah... Yourself as well?

[hawkhearsyou]

"As well?"

[hasprettiestmon]

Perhaps mine is more of a poor habit... but I have a tendency of drifting off... In case you didn't know.

[hawkhearsyou]

IS IT CONTAGIOUS...

Ah. So you just sleep... habitually.

[breaks_ground]

Hm? A bit narcoleptic, perhaps?

[hawkhearsyou]

Narcoleptic... is this the word for it?