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god, uofw is such a whore. and sis is its fucking pimp. -
God as the Should-Be
A child has the idea that his father knows everything, knows what should be done at all times and how one should live always.
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I watch the sun blur into an aftermath.
i just finished reading 'house of leaves' and my mind is totally fucked. -
May you take those Temporary Stairs up to a better place.
Man, Mitch Hedberg died on the 30th. He was one of my more favourite comedians. Here's some of his lines:
- On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana
it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red
means where the fuck did you get that banana at ...
- I like vending machines, because ( Read more... )
- On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana
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a return, of sorts
i'm going to become a webcam whore so you guys can buy me shiat from my wishlist. -
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should i get back into this journal thing?
meh. -
digging a tunnel with chopstix. to a payphone.
when i grow up, i'm going to be a minimalist, and therefore, a maximist, money-wise.
andre, you genius. -
oops, forgot to a put a title.
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minute, if Rosie O'donnel was gay, why did she like tom cruise so much? -
stodgy. etiquette abiding. fanciful. energy-sapping.
so, apparently the university won't let me have a minor in computer science, nor a major in physics.
mainly due to me refusing to take computers for end users. and i absolutely refuse to take chemistry for the physics major.
feckers, all uptight rotten naywishers.
fecking whores.