Comments | hawkstudios: how to scare guys off

hawkstudios

how to scare guys off

May 19, 2009 16:06

jess: i need a good line to scare guys off
hawk: "i have a penis"
jess: ...
jess: something that doesn't humiliate me XD

Comments 18

!nooo! roninviolet May 19 2009, 20:10:17 UTC

i don't want a penis.

no sir.

Re: !nooo! hawkstudios May 19 2009, 20:10:58 UTC

but it's the only way!

danihana May 19 2009, 20:13:24 UTC

I say that just to feel manly.

iwantatransam May 19 2009, 21:23:32 UTC

"I used to have a penis"
Less humiliating?

hawkstudios May 19 2009, 23:29:19 UTC

razzymelon May 20 2009, 04:16:00 UTC

IAWTC.

mothoc May 19 2009, 22:03:40 UTC

The best "scare the guys off" line I ever heard was, "I'm a veterinarian student. I spayed and neutered my own pets." The implied threat is quite frightening.

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hawkstudios May 19 2009, 23:29:11 UTC

hehe XD