A list, in multiple parts

Mar 07, 2010 22:03

    Testing:
  • 5 pair of black stretch lace underwear that are very tight, at least one of which is coming apart to the point where they're best used as knifeplay garb.
  • 1 black crepe skirt
  • 1 black velour skirt (with issues around the waistband)
  • 1 black velour-over-lace skirt
  • 1 faux-spotty-cat-print bustier (from torrid)
  • 1 velour black-with-red-roses overlong-sleeve shirt
  • 1 pale green shirt
  • 1 teal terry-cloth shirt
  • 1 pair variegated red shorts

    Tested:
  • 6 pair of underwear that a) aren't stained, b) are profane. Not tried on, known good. Might be wrong. Don't care.
  • 1 blue velour dress (bought at the same time and fitting as the above-mentioned red one) that was just small enough to look slutty. Exceedingly tight. Rides up high in back. Amusing possibilities inherent.
  • 1 red velour dress that used to fit well. This dress is cut different from the blue one, intended to be more 'fitted' to the body shape. Thus, it's actually suffered more from the intervening bodily changes. Still, it's a bit looser in many ways than the blue one, despite being more difficult to zip up. Amusing possibilities inherent.
  • 3? 4? different styles of 'robe' in similar but different faux-spotty-cat prints. One light satin, one heavier and lined.
  • 1 black stretch lace camisole (spaghetti strap, long over the hips) Minor signs of age. Still wearable.
  • 1 black stretch lace tanktop that may or may not be the same lace pattern, that may or may not be the same lace pattern as the above mentioned stretch lace underwear, and that may or may not be intact. Cut slightly differently than the others, this one has always been my favorite of the bunch.
  • 1 deep purple lace-over-gauze t-shirt style shirt Nice slightly-ruffled neckline.
  • 1 leggings-and-shirt set in deep purple with glitter on the shirt Mmmm, fits! Excelllllent.
  • 1 black microfiber body suit Fits, but may well pop the crotch-snaps inconveniently.
  • 2 different styles of 'sheer black over-shirt with hood that was originally marketed as beach cover up' Overlarge, known good.
  • 1 pair red velour pants Recently worn, known good.
  • 1 black-with-red-metallic-threads shirt Recently worn, known good.
  • 1 black microfiber dress with odd strappiness and grommets Acceptable to fit tight.
  • 1 tie-dye tie-neck shirt marketed as beach cover up
  • 3 tshirts from Black Rose conventions
  • 1 tshirt black with red chaos symbol
  • 1 tshirt black with embroidereed phoenix
  • 1 tshirt-dress blue with butterflies
  • 2 pair jeans
  • 1 red steel-boned leather corset denoted as "Twin Torpedoes of Doom On The Half-Shell (Of Your Grandmother)"
  • 1 white gauze long-sleeved half-shirt for use under said corset
  • 1 black-with-gold-threads tank top Known good.

    Missing:
  • 1 black tank top with beading around the neckfront
  • 1 pair black velour pants
  • 1 black swiss-cheese shirt (slits cut into it but still intact as shirt...)

    Rejected:
  • 3? 4? different styles of 'robe' in similar but different faux-spotty-cat prints. One, not quite fitting around the upper arms.
  • 1 black stretch lace body suit Showing signs of deterioration of the lace, due to age and not wear, alas. (This is the black lace visible in the avatar picture attached to this post.)
  • 4 different black stretch lace tanktops that may or may not be the same lace pattern, that may or may not be the same lace pattern as the above mentioned stretch lace underwear, and that may or may not be intact. Too tight, and also not long enough, to reach past my much larger tits, and thus mostly could be used as 'scratchy tit-cupping fabric'.
  • 1 red stretch lace tanktop, ditto. Arbitrarily equated to the 4, above.
  • 1 black-lace button-down overshirt that is supposed to work with the purple lace-over-gauze shirt Arms too tight to fit properly, alas.
  • 1 black sheer 'button-down' overshirt -- scare quotes cause there are no buttons and as far as i can tell it was never actually meant to be closed in any way. No longer fits.
  • 1 'butterfly sleeve' shirt in black&white print over black satin underlayer I love the way this looks on the hanger. But when I see it on me, it screams FAT GIRL SHIRT! *sigh*
  • 1 black velour shirt&skirt set Fits surprisingly well, but not needed at this time. May well fit better after prednisone.
  • 1 black negligee Fits inadequately around the bust, both in size, and in the shape of my tits, the way they sit on my body. May well bring along to offer to someone else.
  • 3 pair pants, varying styles No pockets.
  • 2 pair pants, varying styles Excess cheese (inappropriate holes)
  • SQO shirts Not fitting well enough.
  • SQO shirts Insufficient fabulousity


No shoes other than sneakers
No 'leg treatments' -- hosiery, stockings, etc -- other than basic low socks for said sneakers
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