i am domestically retarded.

[hawowthatsfunny]

after college and graduate school...this is how i picture myself:

i will work in a huge corporation and be hella rich and wear those stupid, stiff business outfits. i'll arrive home late every night from work to a quiet, sleek high rise in a pretty city. the only person there will be my cook who i'll speak spanish to while he or she finishes

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[roxyheartbreakr]

i'm glad to see someone else is as optimistic as myself. =)

[hawowthatsfunny]

at least we'll be rich...and sporting paris hilton accessories!

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[tease_da_cheech]

call me up, ill be a rich, time consumed, lawyer. we can pretend we have a social life together hehe.

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[hawowthatsfunny]

yeah! you, shannean and i can go out to dinner together and talk on our cell phones to our clients and business partners instead of talking to one another!
it'll be awesome!

[tease_da_cheech]

the last one looks like yo9u stuffed one of those dusters in a bush somewhere

or it could be your stuffing..lol just kidding love you!

[hawowthatsfunny]

omg! you win!

[tease_da_cheech]

Really?! What did i win?! Gimme! ima selfish, greedy little one.

[hawowthatsfunny]

you choose the prize

[weinus]

you're hapless. How about instead of being a corporate tool you go travel around south america being an english teacher and make ends meet. then you will meet your don juan lothario and have amazing intercourse after your extremely short work days.

[hawowthatsfunny]

that's even worse.

[weinus]

worrrrse. i think itd be fun. or go to spain and teach english. thatd be so easy.

[hawowthatsfunny]

well of course you think having sex with a latin guy would be fun. isnt that what you do in your spare time?

[__forever__lost]

you're incredible.
sometimes i just want to jump into that little head of yours... but then im afraid that id never want to leave.
you will never be lonely, i guarantee you that.

[hawowthatsfunny]

wow.
thank you.