If I make it through tomorrow both alive AND without crying, I will reward myself by letting myself sleep all day.

I just want to cry twenty four hours a day. I have felt like this for about a week. It is not a good feeling.

I want to die a little bit.

New surfboard and Sex Wax - already bringing me so much joy. (Example: "Mom finding Sex Wax and freaking out," to be discussed in the future ( Read more... )

A breakup is never, ever easy.

Classic Pancake quotes ( Read more... )

1. Most important: I know I make some really unwise choices and do some pretty bad things. But thanks for sticking with me through it. For listening, for not judging much, for loving me even though most of the time I can't tell my head from my ass ( Read more... )

My baby's daddy, Jason Statham, is going to be at Comic-con.
My other baby's daddy, Gerard Butler, will also be there.
And I.. will not be.

SO MANY TEARS OF SADNESS.

My mom and I were folding the laundry together earlier and she commented on how cute a particular pair of my panties are. She said I should get more just like that pair ( Read more... )

Subject title is from Louis XIV - Paper Doll. Listen to it. It's hot ( Read more... )

AIM Logger is amazing. It captures timeless moments, such as the following dialog ( Read more... )