You know what to do (swiped from theagitator.com)

[hawver]

Greenpeace has apparently "adopted" a whale. They're holding an online poll to name it. Of the 30 suggested names, 29 are lofty-sounding monikers borrowed from various ethnological mythologies, foreign languages, and environmental activists.

The 30th is "Mister Splashy Pants."

Comments

[fuzzbean]

You neglect to mention that the 30th is winning.

By a landslide.

[hawver]

My faith in humanity is restored yet again. God I hope they follow through with this.

[bloodstones]

Can we have a pet whale named Mister Splashy Pants? We could keep it in the bathtub.

[the_xtina]

How about a giant catfish, instead?

[bloodstones]

Can I still name it Mister Splashy Pants?

[the_xtina]

Absolutely.