It's carol time with the boys! (including a brand new carol!)

[sith_wench]

It's my third annual holiday carol posting. I hope you enjoy the new carol this year, as well as some new additions to "the classics";)

Here is wishing you all a wonderful holiday!!
(NOT worksafe:)

(but then again, when have *I* ever posted something that WAS worksafe???;)



New Carol!!! (including a guest appearance by a special friend. Thanks to jiggawha for the photo manip:)

"Hot Boys snogging by an open fire"
(To the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting)

Evil priests roasting on an open fire


Hot lava nipping at your toes.


Hayden in the air as he exchanges gun fire.


And Ewan trying to talk to goats.


Everybody knows Ewan/George and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season hot


Tiny tots, with their eyes all aglow
See Rudolph eaten when he gets in Bale's shot.


We know that Ewan is on his way;
His talent is loaded with lots of special goodies for us today


And every fangirl's world is gonna rock
When she sees her gift is Hayden's d*** in a box


And so I'm sorry about that missing plane


and the fact that your no-talent fiancee doesn't have a clue


Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you

"The Most Wonderful Boys to Hold Dear"
(to the tune of The Most Wonderful Time of the Year)

They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear
with cupcakes who are growling


and Ewan's talent prowling


along with his rear


They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.

It’s the hap-happiest fandom of all
With wee furry Fifi


And gay happy meetings


When friends come to call


It’s the hap-happiest fandom of all

There'll be parties for hosting,


marshmallows for toasting


and crotch shots we'd all like to bl...know.



There'll be scary fashion stories



and tales of the glories of galaxies long, long ago.


They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.
There'll be much Hayden/Tove-ing


and lots of loud NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing


when Joe takes girls from the rear


They're the most wonderful boys to hold dear.

HOTTIE JEDI SITHMAS (sung to the tune of “Holly Jolly Christmas”)

Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
It’s the best time of the year
I don’t know if there’ll be snow
But here’s a shot of Curt’s rear


Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
And when you walk down the street
Say hello to the consumptive ho,


And the boy who lost his feet.


Ho Ho, there goes Joe,
Well-hung as you can see.


Somebody waits for you,
Choke her once for me.


Have a hottie Jedi Sithmas
Sorry your girl fell off the pier


Oh by golly have a
Hottie Jedi Sithmas this year!

MY FAVORITE THINGS:

Raindrops on Obi


And half naked Ani with a blue mitten


Bright shiny mullets


And Hayden as Bob Dylan.


Hot sweaty Jedi all tied up in chains.


These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in pearl dresses


And glams who make passes


Hot boys in white tanks


And men with nice asses


Creamy fresh custard that melts on the floor


These are a few of the thing I adore.

When the saber bites


When the truth stings


When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Naked boys in bathtubs


And cupcakes to oogle


This pic of Lukey


Is just for obiwandoodle!!

Wild pigeons that fly


And a cute boy who sings


These are a few of my favorite things

When the saber bites,
When the truth sting,
when I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things




and then I don't feel so bad!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!:)