Augmenting the Officers

[hayashihara]

So, apparently having small breasts is a psychological problem that occurs after all those psychological tests to get into the armed forces.
Either that, or the Navy has shipboard hookers now. Link

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[pantsless_dyer]

what did i just click on?

ohhh never mind, hold o nthe navy paid for breast implants... huh i guess they would distract the enemy, tho you'd have to be careful not to paint targets on them

[admiral_t]

I doubt breast augmentation is a safe and cost effective way of addressing psychological problems related to body image.

[hayashihara]

Also far more expensive than a psychiatrist slapping the wenches and saying "you're in the navy, you're fit, and "average" is just under a B for fat chicks. GET OVER IT.

[admiral_t]

"Here's a referral for a psychologist to conduct CBT to reprogram your maladaptive thoughts."

[hayashihara]

":O but then the men don't get to ogle me!"

What's the bet these women are now going to have to get counselling for all the hooting and jeering they're going to get from being overly feminine in an armed force.