Just got back from Batman, and all I have to say is "HOLY SMOKING CHRISTIAN BALE, BATMAN". Just. Wow. Wow. WOW.

To celebrate the glory, I'm posting this video.

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What? The kid that played Kid in Dick Tracy was also played Robin Williams' son in Hook? ALMOST didn't recognize him as a redhead.

In other news, I want a neon yellow fedora and fried chicken + cookies = a shitty idea for dinner.

*ROLLS AROUND HAPPILY*

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Robert Pattinson, why are you so hot? It should be illegal to be so damn fine. One day, when I am rich and famous, I will clone you. Yes. I will clone you, and keep you around with my Brazilian pool boy. It will be absolutely fabulous.

The lesson learned for the day?

I don't fit in my washing machine. The dryer, on the other hand, is possible! It's a bit of a tight squeeze, though.

This song is definitely my happy, "blast-this-shit-and-sing-at-the-top-of-my-lungs" song for at LEAST the next week: http://www.mediafire.com/?dxjypufteqn

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Who the hell sets off fireworks at 12:30 at night? Better yet, who the fuck sets them off this time of YEAR?

Now the god damn sea lion that INSISTS on living behind my house all year round is barking incessantly, causing my dog to bark as well.

Really, Benicia? Really?

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126 DAYS UNTIL INDIANA JONES!!!!!