loss for words.

[hayeksalma]

Somebody update for me. I don't know what to say.

Comments

[luvwinona]

mm...you're beautiful...

[r_byrne]

"Hello. My name is Salma Hayek and the past few weeks I have spent locked in a suitcase, for Rose Byrne has stolen me and says she will never let me leave because she thinks I am too wonderful to share with the rest of the world. Luckily, she gave me access to a computer, so I will be around much more. Ta!"

:-*

[matthew_perry]

"I had sex with Matthew Perry, and he rocked my world so much that I have been bed ridden ever since. Please forgive me for my absence, and Matthew, you stud, call me later. Love, Salma."