Update #1

[hayeksalma]

"Hello. My name is Salma Hayek and the past few weeks I have spent locked in a suitcase, for Rose Byrne has stolen me and says she will never let me leave because she thinks I am too wonderful to share with the rest of the world. Luckily, she gave me access to a computer, so I will be around much more. Ta!"

Comments

[r_byrne]

This one so takes the cake. :-*