i have missed hearing your voice lady... i heard an amazing story about you in an elevator with a crazy lesbian. i peed when i heard it. i love you and am one day going to abduct you like the banditos in your neighborhood do!
I can not possibly describe the excitement flowing through my body right now. It is a mix of excitement, joy and fear. I have not forgotten getting keyed in a church parking lot!
crazy bastards. i gon' come up there and kick you in the ass. wait, no i'm not. sorry. i thought i was a sassy black women for like, 3.4 seconds. i'm sorry.
actually, if i may refresh your memory, it was the back of an apartment complex, thank you. i wouldn't have turned up the gansta beats with my husbo' snoop dizzle for the keying-incident if it was a CHURCH! come on now. i'm not that low.
by the way, i was wondering who the small children in the picture were. and i can't come anytime because i have school. so don't TELL me MY business. bitch.
wellll. wellll. well. quite the excuse. IF YOU'RE TAKING THE EAAASSYYY WAY OUT!!!
the little chitlens are my tai-kwick-bo students (a mix of tai kwan do and kick boxing). i thought it would set the mood as a grand prelude to the following report of "the jumping".
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For I had forgotten about that crazed story. I shall tell of it soon. Maybe. Mwahahahaha.
You betta get yo booty out hea soon o ima send my poss an' you ain't gon' wan' come no mo.
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i want to come visit you!!!!!!!!!!1111
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the little chitlens are my tai-kwick-bo students (a mix of tai kwan do and kick boxing). i thought it would set the mood as a grand prelude to the following report of "the jumping".
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