Dear Every Woman Ever:
High School Musical is right -- we're all in this thing together. And by this thing, every woman, I'm referring to public bathrooms. I know none of us admit to pooping. Ever. It's just something we all collectively do and ignore. Whatevs.
But we all need to clean the toilet seat, okay? I know things happen, and I don't judge. I'm not paranoid about all the germy things in the world, and I think a healthy layer of dirt improves our immune systems (note, every woman, the usage of the words 'healthy' and 'dirt'). But I have limits.
Specifically, if you're going to be using a public facility while menstruating, I draw the line at cleaning up your period pee on the seat.
Really. It's incredibly gross.
And I don't think there's anything else we need to say to each other, every woman. Have a great day and clean the damn toilet if you pee on it.
Love and kisses,
hayseed