Voicemail

[hazlehurstmiss]

This is Emmett. You know what to do. You know where to do it. You know you want to. Come on. Give it to me. Thaaaat's right.

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Crazy Phone Day

[missed_the_gate]

"I got my phone back! I'm also down at the Perk. And I will be disappointed if you don't show," John said, thinking he was talking to his not-quite-girlfriend rather than getting broadcast to a half dozen strangers. "I haven't forgotten your promise about the tongue thing. See you soon."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[hazlehurstmiss]

[ Oh John.]

[future_sandworm]

For some reason Leto thought this was a very good day to call Alice. Little did he know that the message he left ended up in the wrong places.

"I miss you. I wish we could just go into the desert at night and ride a sandworm together, watching the sun rise over the open bled. I'm sure we could even manage croquet."

[hazlehurstmiss]

Murphy's Law said this was bound to happen.

[bitch_prince]

"Why is half the island sending me lewd propositions again?"

A pause.

"...this is one of those things, isn't it."

Reno would know the answer to that, Arthur was sure.

[hazlehurstmiss]

La la la la la la.

[thatsamilkshake]

[ From here]

"I don't care about kinky. ...Can you tell when people are lying? What worries me is how God feels about about two girls being together."

*click*

Abusing your own characters FTW!

[hazlehurstmiss]

[ As you do.]

[glacial_witch]

"So--I called him. I'm not stressed about it or anything. Really. Except the part where I think I sounded like an idiot. Hell's fire, I need some gossip time. You around later? I've got wine, chocolate, and honey-pears. Call me back, okay?"