Total Eclipse of the Sparkle

[hazliya]

For those of you on my f-list who have joined the We Will Read and Discuss Fifty Shades of Gray book club (shadowravyn and ladyscience et al?), I offer this: A gif-accompanied summary of each Twilight book that inspired your ever-so-titillating-name-replaced-twitripe new literary adventure.

The Secrets of the Sparkle: How the Whole Book is a Crappy Sparkle Peen

Comments

[londo]

Oh my god my brain parts.

[hazliya]

You're welcome.

[ladyscience]

That is hands down my favorite summary of the Twilight books. Even better than the Cleolinda summaries (which are also really funny). I read them a while ago and I came back to them when I started 50 Shades because otherwise I would cry.

[breakinglight11]

That was fucking hilarious. Also enraging, 'cause GAH, those books!