YES ( Read more... )

Paying for gas is a bitch.

Paying for gas in New rochelle is gay.

Paying for gas in Connecticut sucks.

Paying for gas in Jersey is a whore.

Holy motherfucking shyt does Coheed and Cambrias new album fucking make me cream myself.

Damn... my girl got me the best shyt ever. She got me a monkey, polveron, some bowl kidney shaped thing from batangas, arm bracelets from Manil and gummy Bears.. I love her to death. And i love Gerbil for making me the best fucking birthday card on earth and nathalie too for her input. Nathalie its NeIl, not NeEl... ok thanks. Love you all ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Me.

Are you 1
Are you 2
::Slap::
Shut up bitch!
Im 17.

Funniest shyt happened today...

Ok my aunt came from... i dunno, she came to visit, and my folks were like, oh we have to go to this college thing to see about what courses they have and shyt so i was like yeh cool i guess, im bored.. so we go to some nice ass restaurant in connecticut and they were like HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

( then i was like... )

seriously... NRHS counselors are fucking retarded... especially Dimiranda... kill yourself, yeh thankssss ( Read more... )

1. Fuck this STD infested Prostitute named Martha.
2. have sex with others and spread her diseases.
( My Sexually Transmitted Diseases )

Name: Neil Paul Allan Lambon Albito
DOB: September 8, 1988

I want a pony this year.

I Win Julia.