[Fanfic] Reita vs Koron, Ch 1
Title: Reita vs Koron
Chapters: 1/--?
Author: Chisa hazuki_chisa
Genre: Fluff? Crack? Humor? Fantasy yg pasti
Pairings: Ruki/Reita/Ruki, Ruki/Koron *LOL*
Rating: PG-13 NC17 maybe later >.>
Warnings: UNBETA-ed! Bad English *sorry, English isn’t the first or second language of mine u_u*, LOTS of grammatical error… WEIRD STORY… I mean, VERY VERY WEIRD STORY *blame on my genius stupid brain xDD*
Disclaimer: fuckin each other in my room No, I don’t own anyone… u.u
Summary: The battle of Reita and Koron to get Ruki’s attention. *bleh, suck at summaries*
Comments: My first chapter-ed fic in English. I've got the idea a long time ago while I was reading a manga which I forgot the title is. Duh >_< Ah, suck at summaries and the title. TwT… I was really bad at finding a title and making summaries. Comments and critics are love…
~Normal POV~
“Don’t forget to give him lunch at 1 o’clock, Rei!”
It was nine and a half in the morning when Ruki was reminding Reita about how to take care of his beloved son before heading to his personal interview. He handed Koron’s chain over to Reita, who was nodding lazily. Ruki pouted at Reita’s passiveness behavior. He slapped Reita's head, rather hard that caused Reita groaning loudly.
“Ouuuuuch, it’s hurt Ruki. What was that for???” Reita said, rubbing his sore head.
“Pay attention when there are someone talks to you, Rei!” Ruki yelled at Reita, as he put his hands on his hip.
“Why do you choose me to take care of your puppy? Why don’t you ask the other? I wanna sleep all day in my free day.” Reita said as he looked at Ruki, showing his tired face in order that Ruki let him to sleep instead taking care of his puppy.
But Ruki seems doesn’t care it at all. “I told you already. Kai and Sakai have a meeting with PSC staff this morning. Uru and Aoi, well, you know, both of them are even more horrible than you. Last time I asked them to take care of Koron, they caused my dearest Koron’s innocent eyes being stained! At least, you better than them, and you’re free today, so I choose you!”
“Arrghh…”
“C’mon Reirei, please?” Ruki begged. He knows that Reita will never refuse his demands when he begging like this.
“Damn you. Okay, okay! I’ll take care of your beloved puppy, if you let me sleep in your bed. Deal?”
“Yaiy! I love you Reirei!” Ruki hugged the man in front of him. Reita smiled foolishly.
“So, are you letting me sleep on your bed?” Reita asked as Ruki pulling away his body.
“Yeah. But don’t forget to let him take a nap from 2 o’clock until 4 o’clock. Then don’t forget to take him out for a walk. After that, don’t forget to bath him after having a walk. Don’t forget to change his clothes. Also don’t forget to-”
“WTF?! I won’t forget all of your stupid rules ‘how to take care of my beloved puppy correctly and carefully’, Ruki,” Reita cut Ruki’s words.
“That’s not stupid Reita! And the last time you took care of him, you forgot to bath him after taking a walk! His smell was horrible at that time; so much dust adhered on his fur, so much shit-”
“I won’t this time. Get your ass out now, you doesn’t want to late in your interview, right?”
Ruki sighed. “Okay. Don’t forget to-“
“FOR FUCK SAKE I WON’T, RUKI!!!”
“Promise?”
“Geez. I PROMISE! Will you get your ass out soon?”
“He is my precious son, you know. If there is something wrong with him, I’ll put all of the blame on you.”
Reita rolled his eyes. “Okay, okay, whatever.”
Ruki knelt down to caressing Koron’s head before heading to out. “Koron-chan, be a good boy to mama Reirei, ne?” He whispered to Koron’s ear then kissing Koron’s head. But, it seems that Reita could hear that whispers.
“What did you just say?” He said, frowning.
“Nothing, I was saying to Koron, not to you asshole. Don’t forget-“
“AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!” Reita pushed Ruki out of his apartment and closed Ruki’s front door, hoping that Ruki would go away as soon as possible. Sometimes his attitude is so damn annoying. I wonder why I fell in love with this man, oh my God… Reita thought.
After he was certain that Ruki is leaving, he turned around to face Koron which was shaking his tail and stuck his tongue out. “Nah Koron, what will we do now?” He asked Koron. But Koron was still sticking his tongue out, tilting his head a side and staring at Reita with his big brown eyes.
“Argh, stupid me, dogs couldn’t talk, Reita.” said Reita to himself. Felling dumb with his own words. Then he released the chain that fitted on Koron’s necklace and put it on the top of Ruki’s shoes rack.
“At least, you admit that you’re a stupid, moron.” A boy voice came up from nowhere. Making Reita startled a bit.
“Eh? Who’s that?! Ruki, aren't you leaving yet?” he yelled. But Ruki’s apartment seems quite. There is nobody on that apartment except Reita. And Koron.
Reita looked at Koron. Koron was still sticking his tongue out. Hey, Koron is a dog. It is impossible that a dog could talk. That voice was a boy voice. Maybe it was just a boy of Ruki’s neighbors who was playing around at Ruki’s apartment. That was Reita thinking. “Hey! Who’s that? Don’t scare me, bastard!” He said louder at this time. His body began to shiver.
“It’s me,” again, that voice.
Reita turned his head toward where the voice was coming from.
“Oh it’s you, Koron” He sighed in relieve. It was true that Koron which made the voices. He was on the way to kitchen when he finally realized something. He stopped and turned to face Koron again. “Koron? Ha-ha-ha...” he chuckled nervously. “No way…”
“Yes way, honey. This is ‘the super dog Koron-sama’ who is speaking!” Koron said and smirking at Reita. Reita felt his jaw dropped. And then his body also dropped on the floor.
“Hey, Reita! Don’t fainted, asshole! How about my lunch?!! Who will give me my lunch?!! Wake the fucking up Reita!!! Reitaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!”
***
TBC~
A/N: so what do think? CnC please…
Chapters: 1/--?
Author: Chisa hazuki_chisa
Genre: Fluff? Crack? Humor? Fantasy yg pasti
Pairings: Ruki/Reita/Ruki, Ruki/Koron *LOL*
Rating: PG-13 NC17 maybe later >.>
Warnings: UNBETA-ed! Bad English *sorry, English isn’t the first or second language of mine u_u*, LOTS of grammatical error… WEIRD STORY… I mean, VERY VERY WEIRD STORY *blame on my genius stupid brain xDD*
Disclaimer: fuckin each other in my room No, I don’t own anyone… u.u
Summary: The battle of Reita and Koron to get Ruki’s attention. *bleh, suck at summaries*
Comments: My first chapter-ed fic in English. I've got the idea a long time ago while I was reading a manga which I forgot the title is. Duh >_< Ah, suck at summaries and the title. TwT… I was really bad at finding a title and making summaries. Comments and critics are love…
~Normal POV~
“Don’t forget to give him lunch at 1 o’clock, Rei!”
It was nine and a half in the morning when Ruki was reminding Reita about how to take care of his beloved son before heading to his personal interview. He handed Koron’s chain over to Reita, who was nodding lazily. Ruki pouted at Reita’s passiveness behavior. He slapped Reita's head, rather hard that caused Reita groaning loudly.
“Ouuuuuch, it’s hurt Ruki. What was that for???” Reita said, rubbing his sore head.
“Pay attention when there are someone talks to you, Rei!” Ruki yelled at Reita, as he put his hands on his hip.
“Why do you choose me to take care of your puppy? Why don’t you ask the other? I wanna sleep all day in my free day.” Reita said as he looked at Ruki, showing his tired face in order that Ruki let him to sleep instead taking care of his puppy.
But Ruki seems doesn’t care it at all. “I told you already. Kai and Sakai have a meeting with PSC staff this morning. Uru and Aoi, well, you know, both of them are even more horrible than you. Last time I asked them to take care of Koron, they caused my dearest Koron’s innocent eyes being stained! At least, you better than them, and you’re free today, so I choose you!”
“Arrghh…”
“C’mon Reirei, please?” Ruki begged. He knows that Reita will never refuse his demands when he begging like this.
“Damn you. Okay, okay! I’ll take care of your beloved puppy, if you let me sleep in your bed. Deal?”
“Yaiy! I love you Reirei!” Ruki hugged the man in front of him. Reita smiled foolishly.
“So, are you letting me sleep on your bed?” Reita asked as Ruki pulling away his body.
“Yeah. But don’t forget to let him take a nap from 2 o’clock until 4 o’clock. Then don’t forget to take him out for a walk. After that, don’t forget to bath him after having a walk. Don’t forget to change his clothes. Also don’t forget to-”
“WTF?! I won’t forget all of your stupid rules ‘how to take care of my beloved puppy correctly and carefully’, Ruki,” Reita cut Ruki’s words.
“That’s not stupid Reita! And the last time you took care of him, you forgot to bath him after taking a walk! His smell was horrible at that time; so much dust adhered on his fur, so much shit-”
“I won’t this time. Get your ass out now, you doesn’t want to late in your interview, right?”
Ruki sighed. “Okay. Don’t forget to-“
“FOR FUCK SAKE I WON’T, RUKI!!!”
“Promise?”
“Geez. I PROMISE! Will you get your ass out soon?”
“He is my precious son, you know. If there is something wrong with him, I’ll put all of the blame on you.”
Reita rolled his eyes. “Okay, okay, whatever.”
Ruki knelt down to caressing Koron’s head before heading to out. “Koron-chan, be a good boy to mama Reirei, ne?” He whispered to Koron’s ear then kissing Koron’s head. But, it seems that Reita could hear that whispers.
“What did you just say?” He said, frowning.
“Nothing, I was saying to Koron, not to you asshole. Don’t forget-“
“AAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!” Reita pushed Ruki out of his apartment and closed Ruki’s front door, hoping that Ruki would go away as soon as possible. Sometimes his attitude is so damn annoying. I wonder why I fell in love with this man, oh my God… Reita thought.
After he was certain that Ruki is leaving, he turned around to face Koron which was shaking his tail and stuck his tongue out. “Nah Koron, what will we do now?” He asked Koron. But Koron was still sticking his tongue out, tilting his head a side and staring at Reita with his big brown eyes.
“Argh, stupid me, dogs couldn’t talk, Reita.” said Reita to himself. Felling dumb with his own words. Then he released the chain that fitted on Koron’s necklace and put it on the top of Ruki’s shoes rack.
“At least, you admit that you’re a stupid, moron.” A boy voice came up from nowhere. Making Reita startled a bit.
“Eh? Who’s that?! Ruki, aren't you leaving yet?” he yelled. But Ruki’s apartment seems quite. There is nobody on that apartment except Reita. And Koron.
Reita looked at Koron. Koron was still sticking his tongue out. Hey, Koron is a dog. It is impossible that a dog could talk. That voice was a boy voice. Maybe it was just a boy of Ruki’s neighbors who was playing around at Ruki’s apartment. That was Reita thinking. “Hey! Who’s that? Don’t scare me, bastard!” He said louder at this time. His body began to shiver.
“It’s me,” again, that voice.
Reita turned his head toward where the voice was coming from.
“Oh it’s you, Koron” He sighed in relieve. It was true that Koron which made the voices. He was on the way to kitchen when he finally realized something. He stopped and turned to face Koron again. “Koron? Ha-ha-ha...” he chuckled nervously. “No way…”
“Yes way, honey. This is ‘the super dog Koron-sama’ who is speaking!” Koron said and smirking at Reita. Reita felt his jaw dropped. And then his body also dropped on the floor.
“Hey, Reita! Don’t fainted, asshole! How about my lunch?!! Who will give me my lunch?!! Wake the fucking up Reita!!! Reitaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!”
***
TBC~
A/N: so what do think? CnC please…