"I was moving my bed intomy new apartment and myneighbor opened the door with herkey.She said to me, 'Im not worried because a rapist wouldnt have a bed like that.'Now, what I should have said was NOTHING.Butwhat I did say was 'You'd be suprised.' Its a littlehard to segway your way out of that one.. I was like, 'Or... Whatever.."

abbchees e: what do rabbits and plums have in common?
abbchees e: (this is a joke)
abbchees e: they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Dear Abbie ( Read more... )

late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal ( Read more... )

Earth!
Fire!
Weend!
Water!
Heart!


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i found this story i wrote whne i was 3 ( Read more... )

Go, go, go, go
Go Jesus, itscha birthday, we gon' party like itscha birthday
We gon' sip eggnogg like itscha birthday
And you know that we dont' give a f* cus it's yo' birthday
You can find him in the crib, manger full of straw...