please, you must read this. && comment, i'm desperate.

[hazzy_4444]

While I briefly toyed with the idea of signing onto a ship bound for America in the vain hope that the crew would turn out to have names like Seaman Staines, Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy, I realised that three months alone with people similarly named would not end well. Also the last time I was on a boat, I received this letter from my arch

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[swannald]

That is such an amazing segment. I forgot where exactly it was. Thanks oodles for reuniting me with its wonderful wording.

[hazzy_4444]

I spent about 2 hours on omgjeremy today.
&&woohoo a comment :o)
youre addicted to livejournal now, arnt you?

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