Chapter 19: Elf Tails

[underlucius]

This chapter was a collaboration by gehayi and underlucius

In which we are in danger of being bored to death were it not for a brilliant commentary by Luna, JKR can't tell the difference between various parts of the castle, and Dobby doesn't impress me with his helpfulness.

Comments

[tigerpetals]

"There was a recent discussion that both Dobby and Kreacher actually still belong to Narcissa, and I tend to hope that this is true."

Where? That sounds like an interesting idea.

I loved the commentary also.

[jamoche]

Possibly this one

[black_spot]

Another word lost to the English language. And that combination of people dogging? Please, no!!

Alas! I still mourn the passing of the word gay. The subtle nuances of the English language are being eroded. We must defend them doggedly.

[phantomday]

"Yeah, I'm really going to tell you, because it's your business, Potter," sneered Malfoy. "You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' - 'the Boy Who Scored' - whatever they call you these days.

I love the "Boy Who Scored" line.
I put a bumper sticker of it on my fiance's truck, so now wherever he goes, people either look at him funny or come rushing up to him, knowing the exact wording of the rest of the phrase. However, Le Boy is not a book fan due to reading disabilities, so confusion runs rampant. I love it.

[bee_in_a_garden]

I was going through the archives of the webcomic Order of the Stick and came across a Harry Potter cameo comic that basically seemed to sum up the general feeling here at hbpspork.

As this seems to be the last sporking entry, I figured it would be appropriate to put it here.

[flamesof_ice]

Wow, way late (I discovered this community by a very roundabout method and am now looking at previous posts), but zomg another OotS reader! Hehe, I love that comic... And I got the prequel book a little while ago :D

[bee_in_a_garden]

I haven't gotten the prequel...a depressing state of affairs. But, go us OotS readers!!!