Team Epilogue: 2. "Time is Galleons, little bro, time is Galleons."

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Title: Hi, My Name is Harry and I'm an Alcoholic! (Or the story in which Harry thinks Draco is parading around in New York as Simone, the existentialist philosopher in disguise)
Team: Epilogue
Author: dadomz
Prompt: 2. "Time is Galleons, little bro, time is Galleons."
Wordcount: 15,726
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of sex, alcohol, mild exhibitionism, absurd metaphors, crude and creative profanities; manifestations of fragments, compound-complex sentences, and maybe necrophilia-so no cops hightailing me for voyeuristic exploitation of prepubescent minds, okay?
Summary: Circa 2004. Please view title.
Author's Note: Thank you i_l0ve_my_az. I love the fact that I came up with more than 10k worth of words-I think that in itself is a milestone. The story is mostly inspired by Noah and the Whale's song "Five Years Time"-please listen to it, it's awesome.

Hi, My Name is Harry and I'm an Alcoholic! (Or the story in which Harry thinks Draco is parading around in New York as Simone, the existentialist philosopher in disguise)

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