Comments | hdhallucination: justa one of those nightsa.

hdhallucination

justa one of those nightsa.

May 10, 2006 14:38

i got to work half an hour early. it sucked. there was nothing to do and hell no was a going to make small talk with my team leader. i eventually did. Before my shift however, i decided to get a coke from the vending machine. i put my well deserved one dollar sixty into the machine and out popped a can. I picked up the can and thought it is was ( Read more... )

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Freddy and sgroey want to get married already! hdhallucination May 11 2006, 03:23:47 UTC

The sad truth is that more shit happens at work then what it does when i am not at work. The reason for this is that i am quite a loser. i am a stupid penis head. I walk around with my thumb up my behind. And the only people that are worse off than me are my friends. actually im being way to general. more specifically i mean this guy called sgroey. Man that guy. He had to have surgery because he was trying to lick both his arse and his penis at the same time. The surgery was to place his penis on one knee, and his arse on the other. So he could lick one then lick the other with much ease. And lets not forget about his mum. Man, she makes my dogs look almost human. What was i talking about again?

misterfuck May 11 2006, 00:55:15 UTC

i would like to think i taught you everything you know about pissing on people. especially if its in the shower and i convince you that we're just 'hugging' and "OH NO" there goes the peepee down your leg.

brianisamazing May 11 2006, 01:08:02 UTC

I've just eaten. And reading that makes me feel sick. That's um i don't know i can't think of the words, oh wait yes i can FUCKING DISGUSTING.

I'm talking about peeing on Hotdog not his story.
But I do want to know what you were doing with your snake in a vending machine Hotdog you sick bastard. Ba Dom Bom Chish (drums then cymbal indicating bad joke).

misterfuck May 11 2006, 01:35:42 UTC

brian you wheezing vagina, stop being so sarcastic and just admit you give a damn fine rim job.

euphrates_tiger May 11 2006, 02:33:57 UTC

He does. Ask Hotdog, he'll tell ya.

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amethyst_gems May 11 2006, 02:24:58 UTC

you have such an interesting life compared to mine.

i hope you didn't spend more than 40 cents on the phone call to the hotline.
or is it just the principle of the thing?

hdhallucination May 11 2006, 03:14:44 UTC

it was a free call. i had nothin else to do. A lesser man would have just drunk his coke and do nothing.

amethyst_gems May 13 2006, 04:23:05 UTC

well if it was a free call then by all means i support you.