I had to make sausages in school today

Which included stuffing meat into a tight, rectal/intestinal tube.

And someone was shouting about lemons.

What the hell friday? Why are you so messing with me today?

So... my phone is ded ( Read more... )

Dude! Why is this onlt HTML? I don't know any HTML!!!

HEY!!! PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!!!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?feature=user&v=A2XPiqhN_Ns

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=Paying+for+internet+2012&meta=

Yeah, that's right. We may have to start PAYING for separate sites like we pay for separateT.V channels.

If you know of any online protests or anything of the sort, please let me know. And please ( Read more... )

Can anyone tell me what the difference is between and Insanejournal and a livejournal? Cause I found an insanejopurnal comm page, and it seem exactly like a livejournal comm page.

Seriously. I'm fucking cold. It's not supposed to be this cold until, like, november. And I'm in a heated building. Not even joking, I just want a blanket and a pot of tea. And it's raining. And windy. I have to walk home ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Dear  sexy_severus

Hope your day is filled with happyness and presents and cake.

You deserve a smart cake!!!


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He's really nice, my boyfriend. But I'm finding the more time I spend with him, the more annoyed with him I get. A relationship is about more than holding hands sometimes and kissing and me walking him to his dad's car. It's about talking and about actually going out for more than one outing in the past MONTH and giving up after well, yeah I work ( Read more... )

I have a strangely personal question for anyone who can help me. It feels really weird asking this, especially because I personally know some of the people on my f-list, But here it goes.

( For those who want to help with my female shaving habits. )

Several things.

First, I was on my feet for most of yesterday between work, walking home from work, doing house chores, walking to my OTHER work, and work. So I got into a bath and sat there for a good two hours. I wake up this morning with huge cracked spots on my feet and the thought "How the fuck did this happen? Anyone know ( Read more... )