Written on a bathroom stall, I kid you not:

EVERY ACT OF CREATION
IS FIRST AN ACT OF
DESTRUCTION

Cookies?

YES BECAUSE YOU
EAT THEM AFTER YOU
MAKE THEM

But you make them first.

My contribution (In my head)

Yes, but you have to destroy wheat fields to make the dough
and cicks lives for eggs, and sugar cane for sugar.

Because I am that cool.

I would like to present you all with a puzzle. If you can figure it out, my hat goes off to you. you can only go through each letter once.


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Britney is working at Montana's. I had no idea until last night!

W T F?!?!?

Oh! And for those who know/care: Steph, yes, that's right, Steph Steph is working at the Liquor Barn. You know, the one by the Booster Juice and the 5* movies

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Erm... I don't know exactly how to handle this...

Appoximately every two months, my friend has asked if it's ok to make out with me. So I can gauge how much better he's getting. Cause we've kissed before and it was really awkward. So we're rollerblading and he says "I can't really describe it... Can I... No..." "What? Show me?" "Well... yeah..."

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Ding dong the bitch is dead!

Which ol' Bitch

The Cut-Throat Bitch

Ding Dong the Cut-Throat Bitch is deaaaaaaad!!!!

ETA: BTW My brother is disgusting...

Eww...

Kay, hey guys. Um... I dunno, kinda been giving this some thought...

A friend of mine put an idea into my head that I'd kinda like to test out with you guys to see if it's entirely feasible to the general public.

A sort of Manga/Anime shop that doubled as a cafe. Like... sorta an anime cafe. But at the same time, not really. There would be no ( Read more... )

 Two things. Really just points of interest.

Kay, so a factorial is written as 8!, pronounced: "eight factorial" and is calculated like: 8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1= answer (too lazy to calculate it)
So I cannot keep a straight face during Math because we are doing factorials and ect. I keep thinking of 
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Wow. So far for posts to days I'm three for three.

I think

I'm so sick right now. FUcking school...*sniffle*

NOT what I wanted to say. Here Ve Go!

What is up with todays younger youth?

Kay, so I'm at... er... work?Yeah... when this 13 or something girl goes past the entrance to the bakery on Heelies, and I think, 'Wow. good for her. I can't even balance ( Read more... )

You ever have those T.V. episodes, or those movies, or those books/fics that make you cry, every damn time no matter how many times you've seen it and you KNOW how it's going to end?

I just re-read "If You Are Prepared" for the third time, or something, and as I'm reading the last chapter, I realize I have a lot of those "Cry" things.

1) The Little ( Read more... )