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Jan 15, 2010 15:56
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kol_shevik
January 16 2010, 00:04:17 UTC
[Not bothering to read them.
Just dumping all of them on the neighbor's lawn.]
Have told time and time again have no need for coupons for capitalist hosiery...
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 00:05:25 UTC
[Guess who's behind you.
And guess who just taped a marriage license to your back.]
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kol_shevik
January 16 2010, 00:18:40 UTC
[Oh god it's Trotsky's ghost back for more.
Doesn't feel the paper, but turns around very slowly.]
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 00:20:18 UTC
Brother.
Please sign this calendar.
[Holds out a marriage license.]
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Thread 37
motheringnation
January 16 2010, 01:53:24 UTC
Sister?....what are you doing?
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 01:55:45 UTC
Will be married to brother.
Sister would like to help?
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motheringnation
January 16 2010, 01:59:08 UTC
Help? What does sister need....help with.
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 02:01:37 UTC
[ Hands sister about ten marriage licenses.
Looks at her.
Expectantly. ]
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Thread 14
deflowers
January 16 2010, 05:05:45 UTC
...I'm honored, Natalia.
[staring. forever.]
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 05:07:57 UTC
Not for little child.
Dropped many along way.
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deflowers
January 16 2010, 05:10:43 UTC
I know, I know, you and your brother are a match made in heaven.
[pause] ...Why so many, though?
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he_aintheavy
January 16 2010, 05:12:31 UTC
If brother accidentally steps on paper, may count as signature.
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Thread 31
findingponies
January 18 2010, 15:58:56 UTC
Warsaw is totally an awesome capital.
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he_aintheavy
January 18 2010, 21:02:52 UTC
Нет, cursed capital.
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findingponies
January 18 2010, 22:55:18 UTC
Uh, no.
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he_aintheavy
January 18 2010, 22:56:07 UTC
Not worthy of Moscow.
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Just dumping all of them on the neighbor's lawn.]
Have told time and time again have no need for coupons for capitalist hosiery...
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And guess who just taped a marriage license to your back.]
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Doesn't feel the paper, but turns around very slowly.]
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Please sign this calendar.
[Holds out a marriage license.]
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Sister would like to help?
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Looks at her.
Expectantly. ]
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[staring. forever.]
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Dropped many along way.
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[pause] ...Why so many, though?
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