InTheSouthOfEnglandSomwhere

[he_begsformore]

In the south of England somwhere

they race lawn mowers.

The fastest goes 65 miles an hour

at top speed

with no head wind.

I dont know how men run along behind them

Unless it's the kind you sit on-

which seems like cheating.

There is a museum there

run by a fanatic

He has memorized and catalogued

the sound each mower makes

noting fondly his

Comments

[healeypro]

that last bit .. really made me laugh, thank you.

[finch_tone_666]

There's also lawn mowers with a platform on the back that you can stand on, too. Those are fun to race with. Ahhh, the fun you can have when you work for a landscaping company.

[burnxmyxwings]

haha and you always told me that i gave usless info and what is this erikah?

[he_begsformore]

its a poem by Jewel.

yeah, all these poeple made retardes out of themselves because they thought it was random.

but its not.

[burnxmyxwings]

oh ok i see now