IC Contact-"Jokia" E90 (sirenspull)

[he_is_wild]

*There is a prolonged silence before a voice speaks.*

Trust me. Haha! You have the wrong number. *Beep*

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[action]

[what_scruples]

[ At some point on Valentine's Day, Joker will be accosted by a small robotic cupid(?!) with a propeller jutting out of its back how it even gets through security, who the fuck knows. Hovering unsteadily, it tinnily informs him that he has a message from Yaha, and delivers the message recorded into its memory-- ]

You shall always have the eyes of the public at your feet should you ever desire it.

[ The message concludes with a shower of heart-shaped confetti over his head before a guard comes in and confiscates the little machine. ]

[ ooc; As you might have guessed, this is a glitched (with mun approval) message! If you want to see what Yaha intended to send, check out the unscreened post here. ]

[1/2]

[barebacking]

Dear Sir Joker, I wonder if this message will be able to be sent you in its fullness, but I suppose that I can continue to send this message until all of it is sent. I wish for you to know about how happy I am that you are free, and wondered how it is that I should do so. I lamented about it, my dearest clown. I lamented and thought of what I should start with and knew … I will talk on how I love your breath first so that you understand how much I love all of you. I wish to know what you think of the first before I carry on to any other body part or what it is that you release into the air that I wish to express my fondness for

[barebacking]

What makes me happiest about these cold months is that I can see your breath. How it hangs in the air when you are outside and shows me its shape. Always an adorable cloud that follows you yet never covering the sun that you radiate with its warmth. I have to say that I have heard of people who try to find shapes in the clouds and I wish to know if you would let me try to find shapes in your breath. I'm certain I would at one time find a heart. But who it is meant for … I would not be so presumptuous to think that it is for me. I know who it is for, and who your breath calls for. Who it wishes to pause before calling the name. Giving your breath voice and words

[he_is_wild]

[Joker listens to this with a furrowed brow. His immediate reaction after the messages are over is to cup his hand to his nose and breathe, testing the smell of his breath. He mutters to himself]

....Strange bugger.

[barebacking]

Sir Joker...

Sir Joker ... please, call me back.

[he_is_wild]

..............Yaha. What?

[barebacking]

Sir Kira is gone.

Light Yagami.

He's lost to us...

I am sad by this and wish for you to speak kindly to me about the subject since I know that you cared for him, too.

[he_is_wild]

No.

[barebacking]

Sir Joker.

I am ... so sad that you are locked away as you are.

[he_is_wild]

Just the entr'acte, old sport.

[barebacking]

Then, you will be back on the stage, my beloved muse?

[he_is_wild]

Of course! My audience needs me!

[Voice]

[brat_from_hell]

[Phibrizzo's voice sounds quite cheerful.]

You seem like you've had a really bad day, Mr. Joker. If you can get to the Uzushio Ryokan without anyone finding you, I'll let you stay for the night for free and sneak you some food.