Is much good food animal! No preparing, it cook self!
(OOC WARNING: Link is of a oven roasted whole rabbit. Not as creepy as the one in Repulsion and looks more like a four legged chicken, but it could freak somebody out.)
[...a certain small someone is busy at work. Tiny symbols are methodically scratched (by darning needle) along the baseboards and bottom of doors. Where there is a break in solid surface (such as the gap between door and its frame), the space is treated as tangible. Barely audible rhythmic chanting accompanies the needle's movements.]
[Look at the Opera House and you'll see what appears to be a pale cross in every window and on every door. Look closer and you'll see it's the clever application of masking tape. Get too close (crossing over the protective salt ring poured around the House) and risk a garlic clove rubberband-shot at your face.]