with skills that could be compared to that of a mountain man, i caught a giant (and of course by 'giant' i mean larger than average) lizard in the wherehouse today. put it in a box and wrote all over saying "lizard attack," "Dont get too close," and "ouch." plus some other crazy deadly stuff obviously causing everyone to be afraid. john d, joncarr ( Read more... )

my brain is working backwards today. i was supposed to write the cartridge number 6R916, but i wrote 6R619, then i tried to fix it and wrote 6R616. on top of that, i keep saying the wrong things to people when i try to answer them. so odd..

so the little brown mouse came back..but there were sticky traps set out to catch it..i looked at one of them in the corner and the mouse was stuck to it..still breathing. i felt so bad, and then i showed it to the other two guys working today, one of them said i should drown it, the other said i should put it in a plastic bag to suffocate. i ( Read more... )

i wish the little brown mouse that has been running around the store and on my desk would come back because i love him.

its odd, but we worry about things that arent worth worrying about.

in the vending machine at work, i selected E7 as i always do, and TWO reeses came out instead of one.

look at what im listening to. yeah thats right! first time in at least 3 years.

( but at least im hot and have a gang. )

if at the end of the day and you feel like its been the worst day ever, it probably hasnt, but it still sucks. i dont think ive gone to bed like this in months and months. the weird part is that nothing imparticular happened to spark this mood in me. oh well, itll be gone by morning. it always is. i like sleep. it cures everything. too bad i wont ( Read more... )

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i was thinking, we should probably practice following random people in cars and perfect it so that they dont even know we're following them. that would be a sweet spy ability to have.

if you havent seen an xtreme box by alex danible yet, you dont know what youre missing. its the greatest thing since columbus discovered america! my brother and i are now proud owners of one and let me tell you, i am happier than ive ever been! taking the power back to the east side ( Read more... )