The Other Saint Patrick's Day

[head_of_flame]

Wait... what is that? "Happy Valentine's Day" you say? Don't blemish my February 14th any more than Walmart and various other agencies already have, okay? Yeah, I'm single, and yeah, I enjoy this state. So, if you people (you know who you are) could get out of my face about this nonsense, I would be much obliged.
America: the land of trite,

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[anonymous]

(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)
Come all ye nations rise join the wealthfest of the skies Hallmark with joy proclaims "The money time is here again!" Hark the herald stocks proclaim Valentine's is here again.