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[headboy_ernie]

So it seems ice-cream isn't the most miraculous cure-all known to man after all. It leaves you feeling quite bloated after a while. And I don't even care about the calories.

I feel like a cunt don't feel so well. I need time to think. Please don't bother me unless you're in mortal danger.

Or you want homework help.

Comments

[millieslytherin]

What did you do?

[headboy_ernie]

Are you a) dying, or b) need homework help?

[millieslytherin]

Pardon me?

[headboy_ernie]

"Please don't bother me unless you're in mortal danger.

Or you want homework help."

[_just_n_loyal_]

I'm just writing this to let you know that if you need someone to talk to, you know where to find me. I shall leave you to mope now.

[headboy_ernie]

I'm not moping. I'm beyond moping. I'm sick.

[_just_n_loyal_]

Need soup?

[headboy_ernie]

Hot lemon tea would be nice.