DIMEBAG, YOU THE MAN BUDDY...

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i'm out of absinthe again... grrrr...

it's official i have more absinthe... it's official time flies when you're having fun... it's offical where the fuck did december come from? It's offical, it's official!!!

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how cool would it be to be eaten by a 25ft great white shark.... pure fuckin devour-ment cocksuckin ass fuck cock dick shit ass penis smuggling panty raiding anal farting pole sucker!

2 things i noticed yesterday;

Everyone is always on their cell phones...

and

JUDAS PRIEST are the gods of heavy metal. Rob Halford and I made eye contact atleast 4 times. He makes me feel like a 14 year old girl. I want to hug him in his leather jacket...

It's official i'm out of Absinthe, THAT FUCKING SUCKS BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS. Judas Priest tomorrow night, Fuck yeah!

chocolate is awesome.
milk is awesome.
chocolate milk is awesome.
tour buses are awesome.
chocolate milk and wild turkey on tour buses is not awesome.

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